jennyatsdcc:

The lighting was horrible and we were all bumping elbows so the picture is super blurry, but here’s a photo of the drink menu with the themed “Element” drinks at the bar last night. Thanks Activision! I’m having a tough time reading some of the words (my bad!) but if you’d like to give it a shot here’s a bit of a reference. (Be warned- earth will knock you down).(Personally I thought Water and Air were the best, many seemed to agree)

jennyatsdcc:

The lighting was horrible and we were all bumping elbows so the picture is super blurry, but here’s a photo of the drink menu with the themed “Element” drinks at the bar last night. Thanks Activision! I’m having a tough time reading some of the words (my bad!) but if you’d like to give it a shot here’s a bit of a reference. (Be warned- earth will knock you down).(Personally I thought Water and Air were the best, many seemed to agree)

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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fuckyeah-nerdery:

thiswitchsblog:

I’m from Middle Earth. Apparently.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING A RECTANGLE"

I’m from the boston tea party. yes.



dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

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gutter-proletarian:

What the fuck did I just read

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ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

image

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happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

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daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?
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setsunaa:

how to confess to your crush



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